Open Your Mind Before Your Mouth.

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tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

This is how being a grown up works.

kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(Source: blue-collar-girl)

togamisrichass:

also psa

  • its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
  • you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
  • its not being two faced 
  • it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
  • no you would not

(Source: symphonyregalia)

Wait.  Sharks don’t have tongues?

Wait. Sharks don’t have tongues?

aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

(Source: infininityonhigh)

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

(Source: tramampoline)

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

(Source: elgerry82)

(Source: venus-its-my-bitch)

(Source: jill-wood)